List of Favorite Quotes:

 

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones- Helena Rubinstein

 

Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live? -Howard Hughes

 

No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.- Michel de Montaigne

 

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. -Augusten Burroughs

 

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. ~ Honore De Balzac

 

I dont have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.- Mitch Hedberg

 

One needs only three things in life to be happy:
1) Something to do.
2) Something to look forward to.
3) Someone to love

Emotional masturbation = posting pictures of the $50K car that you bought with your $45K salary for the sole purpose of having young undergrads mistaken your financial imprudence with “baller-ness.” – KQ

 

D’ esta altura vejo o Amor!
Viver não foi em vão se é isto a vida,
Nem foi de mais o desenganome a dôr.
I can see love from this height. If this is life, then living — with all its hurt and disillusion — was not in vain.
~Anthero de Quental, Solemnia Verba

 

“If you knew how much work went into it, you wouldn’t call it genius.” ~Michelangelo

 

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.-Saki

 

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. ~Marilyn Monroe

 

“The rules of fair play do not apply in love and war.”-John Lyly

 

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.- Robert Frost

Quotes from Movies:

Woman: How do you write women so well?

Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.