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Looking for Bridesmaids – w4w
Date: 2009-02-27, 8:53PM CST
So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn’t matter….you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in Madison and you won’t have to pay for a thing.
Hope to hear from you!
- Location: Madison
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1053693787
the link is all u need to know. From the first pic i don’t even know which one is mom and daughter.
From Tara Parker-Pope of the NYTimes:
As someone with three small dogs and two cats, I could relate to the news today that pet accidents are a major source of injury in the United States. My pets are constantly underfoot, and just the other day I took a tumble as I tried to avoid squashing a 6-month-old Shih Tzu.
A new study shows that more than 86,000 people a year end up in the emergency room because they tripped over the family pet. The data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention show that while we sometimes trip over our cats, dogs are the primary cause of pet-related falling accidents. Dr. Judy Stevens, whose research focuses on preventing falls in senior citizens, said she’s often heard people explain that they were tripped up by the family pet, but until now there were no data to show how common a problem it really is.
-something I totally agree with, why I love tiny dogs for their extreme cuteness and portablity, I’m afraid of squishing or stepping on them. And now I get to worry about going to the ER in trying to avoid the above, pity I’m allergic to cats:(
OUCH!!!!
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Source: http://www.drunkrepublic.com/humor/97-when-your-credit-card-signature-fun-backfires
http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2008/12/university_of_michigan_profess_2.html
by Amalie Nash, Tom Gantert | The Ann Arbor News
Friday December 12, 2008, 8:53 AM
The University of Michigan is investigating one of its associate professors accused of paying a U-M Law School student for sexual acts after meeting her online, officials said.
Yaron Eliav, 44, an associate professor in the Department of Near Eastern Studies, awaits sentencing Dec. 30 after pleading no contest to a misdemeanor charge of using a computer to commit a crime. The 22-year-old student also pleaded no contest to the same charge.
They were originally charged with prostitution/accosting and solicitation, misdemeanors punishable by up to 93 days in jail.
The case came to light in April when the student went to an Ann Arbor police station to report she was assaulted by Eliav after they met at a hotel on the city’s north side.
The student told police she was advertising sex acts online via Craigslist to help pay tuition costs. For an in-state student, U-M Law School tuition is $41,500 a year; out-of-state students pay $44,500.
The student told police she reluctantly agreed to allow Eliav to strike her buttocks with a belt, but got upset when he slapped her in the face twice, reports said. She said she suffered vision problems afterward, but did not have any lasting injuries.
The rarity of how the case began – with a law student showing up at the police department’s front desk to report she was assaulted while committing a crime herself – was not lost on investigators.
“Perhaps she should have cracked a legal textbook before coming in to the police station to talk about this,” Ann Arbor Detective Sgt. Richard Kinsey said.
Both she and Eliav told police they didn’t have intercourse, but engaged in other sex acts, and he paid her $300, according to police reports.
When he was interviewed by police, Eliav said he responded to the online ad because he was interested in experimenting sexually. He said he complied when she told him to stop certain activities and admitted to slapping her face, but said it was “like a game,” reports said.
Eliav also called the woman a willing participant and said they hugged at the end of the encounter, reports said.
It appears Eliav knew the woman was a law school student, but it not clear from the police reports whether he knew that going into the encounter. He told investigators the money he paid the woman was simply “a token,” and called her “a bored college student.”
Gary Beckman, chairman of U-M’s Near Eastern Studies Department, declined to comment Tuesday and referred questions to U-M spokeswoman Kelly Cunningham.
Cunningham said Eliav is the subject of an internal university investigation, but she couldn’t provide additional details.
“We take this matter very seriously,” Cunningham said.
Eliav joined the university in 2000 and is still on the faculty, she said. U-M records show Eliav is a tenured professor who received his doctorate from Hebrew University and came to U-M after working as a senior fellow in the Institute for Advanced Studies at Hebrew University.
The law school is also reviewing the matter, said Cunningham, adding that student confidentiality rules prevent her from saying more.
When reached about a month ago, the student would not comment, and she couldn’t be reached this week. Her attorney called the charges against her offensive and declined further comment.
Eliav’s attorney, Doug Mulkoff, said Thursday that he requested a deferred sentence from prosecutors. If granted, the case would eventually be dismissed as long as Eliav met certain conditions.
The conviction carries a maximum sentence of a year in jail. A no contest plea is not an admission of guilt, but is treated as such for sentencing purposes.
“He denies any wrongdoing but pled no contest to quickly resolve this private matter,” Mulkoff said.
Washtenaw County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Joseph Burke said prosecutors have not made any agreements with Eliav or the student. Court records indicate the student also sought a deferred sentence.
Deputy Chief Assistant Prosecutor Steven Hiller said prosecutors didn’t charge Eliav with assault because they didn’t feel they could prove that crime.
“In order to prove a case of assault and battery, you have to prove (nonconsensual) physical contact beyond a reasonable doubt, and based on the circumstances, we did not feel we could prove that,” Hiller said.
Police reports also indicate the student admitted to arranging money-for-sex deals with about eight or nine men in April and May, saying she needed the money for tuition.
The student said she advertised online and got to her appointments using hourly rental cars available on campus through Zipcar, according to police reports.
University policy strongly discourages – but does not prohibit – a professor from engaging in a consensual sexual relationship with a student. If a professor supervises the student, the professor’s superior has to draw up a plan to manage the conflict of interest, such as having the student taught by another professor.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/michael_phelps_is_a_genius.php
“Ever since finding out photographs create a visual record of everything that you do, Michael Phelps is on a one-man mission to avoid the paparazzi. Even if it includes going to the strip club every night. The man’s a hero. Page Six reports:
A spy tells us the human dolphin recently had the windows of his Baltimore house tinted to prevent paparazzi from snapping shots of him at home. According to our source, Phelps has also been “hiding out at strip clubs,” since they’re the only places he can party with no pictures being taken.
I almost want to get married right now just to use that as an excuse to go to the nudie bar. “Gotta run out, babe. Damn paparazzi are dogging me. – - Got any ones?”
Somebody needs to give Michael Phelps the Nobel Prize.”
Ehhhhh divert ur eyes if they are sensitive to skanky behavior!
“From: ANOTHER SCHOOL
Date: Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Subject: look carefully
To: East coast, west coast…too many people..
ok this is messed up….BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1085/73/60/1047090035/n1047090035_30032743_3267.jpg
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SHAVE”
http://www.xanga.com/SusuG <- totally not embarrassed when she comments “oh green underwear”
Bank intern busted by Facebook
Who says Facebook is the province of the young? Increasingly, the 30something bosses of naive recent college grads are proving adept at turning the social network against its earliest adopters. Kevin Colvin, an intern at Anglo Irish Bank‘s North American arm, was busted when he told his manager, Paul Davis, that he’d miss work due to what colleagues took to be a “family emergency”. Davis turned up the photo above, freshly posted to Facebook from the Halloween party Colvin apparently missed work to attend, and attached it to his reply, copying the rest of the office as he did it. The email thread is now spreading around the net. After the jump, the entire exchange, and the incriminating photo.
http://valleywag.gawker.com/321802/tech/your-privacy-is-an-illusion/bank-intern-busted-by-facebook
