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SUPER CUTE MOVIE!!
commentre: commends “UP” I haven’t laughed so much during a movie in a longgg time. 
Russell: [from trailer] Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross…
Carl Fredricksen: No!
[closes the door on Russell's foot]
Russell: Ow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwFqudGac8
AWWW its so cute!
Asian parents and their racism/need for asian babies..explained.
From:http://science-professor.blogspot.com/
Friday, March 27, 2009 Pantswearer
At a recent Open House event at my daughter’s school, one of her teachers said the following to my husband and me: Your daughter is doing really well. She got an A on her last report, though I wish she’d just do what I ask her to do — I do provide the students with a checklist — and not go off on tangents and provide extra information about stuff that apparently interests her. But that’s not what you really need to worry about. I gotta tell you, if your daughter ever marries — and I’m not sure she’s ever gonna get married — her husband will not be the one wearing the pants in that family.
During the moment of stunned silence that followed that pronouncement, another parent broke into the conversation with “Oh Mr. S, I am so worried about how my son Rupert did on that test today and…”.
My husband and I drifted away. We walked in silence for a minute, then my husband asked me: Did he just call our daughter a bitch?
I said: No, I think he just called our daughter a castrating bitch.
What’s a girl to do? I’d like to say she takes after her mother, but in fact she resembles her father more in her intense personality. Later, I asked her what she thinks of this teacher and she said that he’s nice enough but kind of “ineffectual”. Interesting. I wonder if this teacher has issues with pantswearing women.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/1053693787.html
Looking for Bridesmaids – w4w
Date: 2009-02-27, 8:53PM CST
So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn’t matter….you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in Madison and you won’t have to pay for a thing.
Hope to hear from you!
- Location: Madison
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1053693787
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bduQaCRkgg4
Wiki: “Auto-Tune is a proprietary audio processor created by Antares Audio Technologies that uses a phase vocoder to correct pitch in vocal and instrumental performances. It is used to disguise inaccuracies and mistakes, and has allowed many artists to produce more precisely tuned recordings. In addition to being used to subtly change pitch, with some settings it can be used as an effect to deliberately distort the human voice.
Auto-Tune is available as a plug-in for professional audio multi-tracking suites used in a studio setting, and as a stand-alone, rack-mounted unit for live performance processing.
Auto-Tune has become standard equipment in professional recording studios.[3] Auto-Tune was initially created by Andy Hildebrand. Hildebrand realized the work that he did on seismic data exploration was applicable to detecting pitch.”
http://dispatchesfromtheisland.blogspot.com/
His blog is amusing..and so are his halloween costumes. Oyster from 2007
the link is all u need to know. From the first pic i don’t even know which one is mom and daughter.
